Random Thoughts

1.
I once hailed a jeepney.

Got on it.

Sat inside for 5 to 10 seconds.

Knocked on its ceiling.

Got off.

I was wearing a very thin white shirt,

and I forgot to put on my bra.

(I got very dark nipples by the way)

2.
A shit a day keeps the doctor away.

5 shits a day, drives the doctor back in.

3.
Speaking of shit....

I'd like to tell people: Don't give me shit if you don't want shit.

I think I've already told some this. They still give me diarrhea.

4.
Tinapa (not the canned sardines) sometimes almost takes like lechong baboy.

5.
It IS true. Sex is good cardiovascular exercise. Which explains why I easily get tired these days.

In a few weeks, I'll be dead.

6.
I'm not as horny as I was last year. Shit, as I was last month.

7.
Stupid people become more stupid when they think and act as if they're a notch above MORON.

If only they'd shut up more, they'd appear less stupid.

Downside is..they'd appear more DUMB.